Friend: Y ?
Sardar : Got upper berth.
Friend : Y did'nt u Xchnged ?
Sardar : oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth..
(2) Sardar tells a girl : "Come 2 my house at night, nobody will b there."
Girl goes at night & really nobody was there.
(3) A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a Saving A/C and after seeing the Form
He had gone to DELHI for Filling it up. U knows y?
FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
(4) A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!
(5) A Teacher lecturing on population : In India after every 10 sec.
a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up : we must find & stop her!.
(6) Sardar - why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar - If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
(7) Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater. again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them
TIRED & RETIRED!
(8) 19 SARDARS WENT 4 A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME
IN A BIG GROUP OF 19 ?
THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18.
(9) A sardar ji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function, suddenly all relatives beat him, why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
(10) Teacher : "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar : The future tense is
"U will go to jail".
(11) Sardar gets ready ,wears tie and coat, goes out, climbs tree, sits
on the branch regularly. A man asks why ? he does this ?
Sardar : "I've been promoted as branch manager."
(12) Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
mouth.................
WHY?
because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light".
(13) Sardarji was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
(14) SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY.
HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID &
THE GIRL MY KIDNEY.
(15) One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
(16) Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants.
Servant : It"s already raining.
Sardar : So what ? Take an umbrella and go.
(17) Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor.
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa
(18) ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDAR'S GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM, DARLING ON OUR
ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?
HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER ?
(19) Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first,
Chicken or an egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
(20) A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander : why are u laughing?
Sardar : I have an Airtel phone but still hutch network is following me.
(21) Sardar wins 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11 crore after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar : "Give me 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs. back.!
(22) A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote : "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
(23) Postman :- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This.
Packet Sardar :- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
(24) What does a sardar do after taking a xerox ?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
(25) Sardar proposed a Girl.
Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'
Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
(26) WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY ?
** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.
(27) Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly.
Wife asks, why ?
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
(28) A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked : How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children ?
Sardar replied : Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR.
(29) Sardar's wish : when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefuly in his
sleep not screaming like
all d passengers in d car he was driving.
(30) Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer : I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
(31) Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked : " Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar : "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
(32) Sardar news : A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab.
Local sardars have so far found 500
bodies and are still digging for more.
(33) A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening and
not in the morning.
Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".
(34) Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Dying man says CHIN YU YAN and dies.
Sardar goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It mean 'U R STANDNG ON OXYGEN TUBE!"
(35) Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ?
He said - i am seeing how i look while sleeping.
vacancy-> company-> Indian Railway Salary -> Rs 35000/- position-> to run before Satabdi Express with a torch in hand, to show way to the engine driver.
Banta fell in love with a college girl but did not know how to propose marriage to her. After much thinking he asked, "Sujata, would you like to be the mother of my children?" Sujata replied, "Why not? How many have you?"
AN AMERICAN CAME TO INDIA AND HIRE A TAXI FOR VISITING THE DELHI. DRIVER PASSES THE "LAL KILA " AND TELL HIM ABOUT THIS .AMERICAN ASKS THAT HOW MANY DAYS WAS USED FOR BUILDING THIS? DRIVER SAID MANY YEARS .AMERICAN SAID IF IT WAS IN OUR COUNTRY IT WILL TAKE ONLY SOME YEARS FOR BUILDING. AFTER SOME TIME TAXI PASSES THROUGH THE ANOTHER HISTORIC PLACE .NOW ASKED FURTHER SAME QUESTION. NOW DRIVER SAID ONLY IN FEW MONTHS. AMERICAN REPLIED IF IT WAS IN AMERICA IT WILL TAKE ONLY FEW DAYS FOR BUILDING. NOW DRIVER THOUGHT A PLANE HE QUICKLY PASS THE "KUTUBMINAR" AND AMERICAN WAS NOT ABLE TO SEE IT. WHEN THEY WERE RETURNING BY THE SAME WAY NOW AMERICAN SAW THE "KUTUBMINAR". HE ASKED WHAT IS THIS? DRIVER REPLIED THAT I DIDN'T SEE THIS BEFORE I THINK IT HAS BUILT IN BETWEEN WHEN WE ARE VISITING ANOTHER HISTORIC PLACES.
What is the similarity between mobile and marriage in both case u feel thoda aur rukja tha to acha model mil ja ta
Taxi Driver : Are Papaji gaddi me petrol katam ho gaya he gaddi ab aage nahi ja payegi. Papaji : okey then pichhe lelo
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